The Rational Dress Society is delighted to announce that we are now taking orders for JUMPSUIT, the universal garment. Freedom from the tyranny of choice is nigh!
JUMPSUIT comes in 248 sizes! In order to determine which JUMPSUIT is right for you, we will need your chest, waist, and full hip measurements. You will need a flexible tape measure and a comrade to assist in measuring. Please watch Measuring Yourself: A Guide by the Rational Dress Society before ordering to ensure a correct fit. More details about JUMPSUIT’s ungendered, anthropometric sizing system are available on our sizing page. If you have any questions about sizing, please feel free to contact us at email@example.com
Fitted or Unfitted? JUMPSUIT comes in two categories: fitted and unfitted. Regardless of category, JUMPSUIT is designed to have a semi-tailored look (neither shapeless nor skin-tight). With this is mind we provide the option to choose bust darts to accommodate breasts (fitted) or a roomier flat-chested look (unfitted).
We will be producing short-sleeved JUMPSUITS in black or white, 100% cotton twill fabric. The cost of JUMPSUIT is $199.99 plus shipping and handling. You may notice that we recently raised the price of JUMPSUIT. As Marxist fashion designers, this pains us. However, as Marxist fashion designers, we also believe in fair pay for our producers and collaborators. Our crack team of analysts at RDS HQ recently discovered that we were, in fact, losing money on the sale of these utopian garments. Hence, the price adjustment. JUMPSUIT is made entirely in the United States down to the zipper. In the interest of radical transparency, you may view the complete material, manufacturing and pricing breakdown of each garment here.
All production is cut to order and will be shipped from our Chicago Production Headquarters 4-6 weeks after we receive your measurements. To receive your monogarment, simply determine your measurements and place your order. Once we have your monogarment back from our Chicago factory we will ship your JUMPSUIT, whereupon you may throw away all of your other clothes.
To view the complete shipping and order policy, please click here.
The charge for your monogarment will appear on your credit card or bank card statement under Elmidae Inc. Though this may seem slightly irrational, Elmidae Inc. is owned by RDS member Abigail.
The Rational Dress Society is not responsible for any additional taxes, duties, or fees charged by customs or for any delays in the customs process.
For all questions about JUMPSUIT and ordering your monogarment, please email firstname.lastname@example.org